Ever Been To One of These?

Shit-In's. The most agonizing abdominal and colon ripping stress test your body will ever endure. Well i wouldn't say so much ripping as I would 78Th degree burns inside your anus from sh*t that is moving faster than O.J Simpson driving a white bronco(Eddie Bauer edition of course!) speeding down the freeway like he killed someone. Wait, oops........ 

The strategy.......last man standing who hasn't sh*t, wins. Its like when we were all little kids....last to laugh while watching a funny video or making funny faces at each other gets first kicks in a roshambo game. As you can tell from my sense of humor I win that first kick EVERY TIME!!(9-0) Sorry about that one time James! Hope your future kids won't be walking crosslegged for the rest of their lives. That kick got away from me.

Once the participants are in all agreeance of digesting a stream of their favorite laxative's or Buffalo Wild Wings sauce flavor (the two are synonymous.....I choose the latter myself) you all sit in a room and be the last person to have that fiery explosion out of the rear end of your body. As Family Guy was quoted saying....Thats not poop, it's concentrated evil coming out of the back of you...

In this case it would be the first cantos (Hell) from Dante's Inferno. Which if you recall portrays the innermost 9th circle of Hell as a frozen lake of blood and guilt (guilt=sins that have built up and have become the form of a liquid or solid mass-also a referense to squirts or clumpy poo). And many are ruled by a death god, such as Negral, The Hindu Yama,or Satan. This could happen to you look here. Just a little known fact Dante left out. Either one or all three live in your @ss, depending on your views. So you might want to call this guy.

Anyway, since you now understand the basic rules of how Shit-In's work, enjoy with your friends. I would suggest experimenting a little bit. Everyone start on the Dual Action Cleanse product at the same time. I think you would want to get this out of you.

Tips: once prarie doggin (touching cotton) start running around a punching people in the stomach.