Well I would have to say Aunt Jemima, but I feel that I am heavily biased. Growing up as a young lad, I lived for those cakes. Ms. Jemima really showed me the true meaning of life with that little extra. However, I do feel obligated to point out that she is now a sell out. I mean with her budding acting career in those insurance commercials. I feel like a piece of my youth was ripped out of me put into a blender, swallowed by a fat guy who was on the toilet, who while taking a dump decides that it was too much, and throws up on his dick.
Let me answer your question with another question. If all of these women were eating a slice of watermelon who would be the most likely to share theirs with you?
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Well I would have to say Aunt Jemima, but I feel that I am heavily biased. Growing up as a young lad, I lived for those cakes. Ms. Jemima really showed me the true meaning of life with that little extra. However, I do feel obligated to point out that she is now a sell out. I mean with her budding acting career in those insurance commercials. I feel like a piece of my youth was ripped out of me put into a blender, swallowed by a fat guy who was on the toilet, who while taking a dump decides that it was too much, and throws up on his dick.
Who are these woRmans?
Let me answer your question with another question. If all of these women were eating a slice of watermelon who would be the most likely to share theirs with you?
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