I was recently engaged in a verbal confrontation between a fellow rival of THE Soup Campbell. She was waving a flyer with all of her accomplishments in life. Such as Miss America, Miss Universe, and even Miss Misses of the Miss. She started blabbing on and on about how great it was for her to be in school here, and explaining how all of her accomplishments could help "A Great American Public University" become even greater.
I told her " NAY," the only man that can uphold the most honorable position at this school (Homecoming Queen) was THE Soup Campbell.
She stared at me a minute and without any sign, THE Soup Cambell comes out of no where swinging on a vine and slaps her in the face! Like slaps the sh*t out of her. Screaming, "Lililili," with a monkey on his back (I think it was the one from his crack story). In the midst of all that was happening, I pondered where he got that damn jungle vine from. She got up from the ground with all of her flyers blowing into the gutters, and they started to battle. I had to put on my Costa Del Mars because the sparks from the battle axes were glowing like the freakin sun.
This went on for about 3 1/2 to 4 3/4 of a minute.
After the battle was over, the rival girl was completely covered in shat. I guess it was from the monkey.
Needless to say, THE Soup Campbell got my vote that day!!!
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You weren't the only one whose vote he won over.
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