Valley Girl....like like like....SHUT IT B*TCH!!!

In order to fully understand what I'm about to talk about you must edumacate yourself on these recent MTV shows that happen to have "today's" girl types. 

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That's right, its the damn Valley Girl bullsh*t.  Valley Girl speech example: "Like for totally sure I'll sleep with you, i mean like its not like I'm going to get pregnant or anything...like are you going to respect me in the like morning, like really?" It has all stemmed from these dumb bimbo's into today's Laguna Beach and Newport Harbor both are shows on MTV. All though I must say L.C. is not considered in this group...to fine!!! 

Wikipedia has referred to is as "ValSpeak."

Valspeak is a common name for a now partially universal American sociolect, originally of Southern Californians, in particular valley girls. This stereotype originated in the 1970s, but was at its peak in the 1980s and lost popularity in the late 1990s and 2000s. Though for a brief period a national fad, many phrases and elements of Valspeak, along with surfer slang andskateboarding slang, are stable elements of the California English dialect lexicon, and in some cases wider American English (such as the widespread use of "like" as conversational filler). 

How many times can you say "like" in a span of about 15 minutes on these damn shows? Oh wait, I did count it one night before my ears started screaming at me with a sound that was more horrid than a human being burned alive....not that i have ever heard a human being burned alive...anyway, in order for me to keep up with the counting I had to pull out the old "degree in unnecessary mathematics" (thanks Marty) in order to calculate.

Seriously? You'll lose count. It is unbelievable. I know my English teacher in high school would break out his wooden ruler and slap the ever living sh*t out of them until "like" was no longer in their vocabulary.....ahhhh the good old days at the Brothers! 

The only thing these girls are good for, is watching how dumb people become over time, but at the same time become more and more popular with TV shows that spin off Newport Harbor, or Laguna Beach...for example "I love money". Wow really? 

I guess in the world we now live in...if you come from a home that your daddy's dad, grandmas uncles sister had sex and your their uncle's aunt then you can get on MTV and have your own show called who's my next kin in line for the $50,000  I'm about to win?  Wait I'm confused. I think i just had two women doing it....Sorry if i just described your family in a nutshell New York, actually I'm really not. 

BOOSH!!!!